domingo, 5 de septiembre de 2010

16 cosas que me tomo 50 años aprender. Por Dave Barry

1.-You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe day-light-savings time.

2.-You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

3.-The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

4.-The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

5.-There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 111.

6.-There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

7.-People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

8.-If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

9.-The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

10.-If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

11.-You should not confuse your career with your life.

12.-A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

13.-No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

14.-When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

15.-Your friends love you, anyway.

16.-Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and do it

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